"Oh, bother."

In talking with a friend recently, I described that I thought today would be a "sh*tshow" for a few different reasons. Unfortunately, my puppy must have overheard my use of this exaggeration, because she decided to show me how to use that word unironically. 😑

To honor part of the inspiration for her name, I fashioned this short, sweet doggerel that I think paints an accurate picture of the fun I had with the clean-up yesterday:

Little Lizzie took a sh*t
And left nowhere for her to sit
When she saw what she had done
She stepped her paws in, every one

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Good thing she's cute.

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