Tuesday, August 20, 2019

"The Perfect Boyfriend"

Wanted: a boyfriend for one Christ-centered woman

If you want this choice position
Have a cheery disposition
Sense of humor, good sport
Play games, all sorts

You must be kind, you must be witty
Very sweet and live near the city
Go on outings, like to cook
Love dogs, read books

Must attend church and love Jesus
A Disney/Pixar fan is a big plus
Willing to try new things
And you need to have good personal hygiene

If you aren't cruel or impatient
I await you with anticipation
A Cyclone supporter
would be most ideal
So we don't fight
at every other meal

Hurry, Boyfriend!
God bless
Sincerely,

Your future girlfriend, Jess ;)



Inspired by "The Perfect Nanny" from Mary Poppins:

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